A MAJOR NIGHTLY NEWS Program recently
dedicated an entire show to the investigation of
your closest friends (in whom you deeply trust)
Avoid all reference to yourself

Did you know ahead of time 
that we are pushing the envelope 
which is emerging as adding details
distortions--shifts of perspectives, rearrangements

The best part: adding all those great expectations
we constantly strive to improve the average person
there are absolutely no laws prohibiting participation
and I really mean that.

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