it's also pop-y and fun in a Beatles sort of way.
Bravo! <g> I love it!
I'm thinking of someone 
genuinely out to win our hearts and minds and to sell us stuff.

I'm seriously thinking about franchising
'salesmen in cheap suits looking for a good time' ambience
(and) that stupid dog slobbering,
humping people's legs using my name.

(experimenting with) more effective ways to work.
Has it ever occured to you that you might be just a tad obsessive about this?
Let it go, man!
All the testing came to my address!

what on earth were they looking for I wonder,
its good to see someone so pissed off.
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