I get the feeling I'm the only one who thinks.
I don't mean that ironically.
Please get ready.
I have not yet said anything about the possibility [that]
language has no inherent meaning.
donate a meaning to any sentence
Few would argue that it was an improvement.

Tired of waking up at all hours?
A sack full of sleep and a towel
which speeds cell renewal in damaged muscles and broken bone
The wound looked like this
In its decontextualised void, the violence becomes thrilling and meaningless.
handy and inconspicuous as itself
Why, for example, did no one intervene 
when these appalling things were happening?
so who are we to make matters worse?
We already know that these things happen.
[therefore] dedicate a silver pig as a memorial of ignorance.
work ceaselessly to educate
The root is more effectual than the leaves
There are hundreds of extant inscriptions recounting the individual cures
Fetch one hassock in order to sit, to deliberate is advisable
Some will find this funny.
Some people laugh themselves silly flushing the toilet over and over.
 

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