"low maintenance, low stress" 
You have experienced it on occasion 
We are seeking a key individual 
to share some information 

Alignment, alignment, alignment, 
I am always interested in adding 
22 minutes 
ignore and pass off as novelty. 

Are you thinking on a daily basis?
Are you approaching the bottom on a daily basis? 
Are you usually borrowing on a daily basis?
Let us help you help yourself!

common sense doesn’t really directly apply 
i'm sorry that i pissed you off.
Perhaps we can include you.
Check the Black Kansas Pink Girls Blue. Any other suggestions?